ett.
ensamhetenhar bränt vidfirar sömnen julmitt i sommarskrikandet.
två.
finansgrisen (nöff nöff)har nedkommit medinfluensa flygande överoceanerna upp i feberrumpan utbrott till hösten.
tre.
alla har börjatrökaigen utleda pånäsvisheten som stalsanningen OCH lögnen.enda sättet att erfara någonslags sanning är attljuga så man tror sig själv
fyra.
spriten dödaren kvinna var fjortonde dagi sverige och cannabiskallas dödsdrog och föranlederpolis och domstol attbete sig som idioter till men för den fredliga brukaren.
fem.
alla människor blir intelyckligavi får sällan vad vibehöverallt är i stort settturoch inget annatmedan lyckostar adlar varandrasså kallade kvaliteterkysser de lusiga varandrai smyg men äkta eller?

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Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release.
The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple test.
Asking the first patient:
Q. How much is two plus two?
A: Blue.
At which the kind doctor calls in the orderly to escort the patient back to his room.
Turning to the second patient, he asks what is six minus three?
To which the patient replies:
-Square.
Once again the orderly is called in to remove the patient.

Turning to the third and last patient, he asks,
"How much is five plus five?"
The patient answers very confidentally: "Ten."
The doctor, amazed then inquires "how did you figure it out?

The patient: "Easy.Blue multiplied by square equals ten."

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...


Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...


A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'


Tech support: 'Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Colin.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: ! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work...

1. Viagra
Created in 1992 during research for men with erectile dysfuncion.

2. LSD
Chemist Albert Hofmann took the world's first hit of acid in 1943 when he touched a little of lysergic acid diethlamide. Then he discovered the bad trip when taking more.

3. X-Rays
Was discovered in 1895 when German egghead Wilhelm Rontgen tried sticking various things in front of radiation.

4. Penecillin
Alexander Fleming created this in 1928. To bad when he created it, it only helped his family. He didn't have the money to market it.

5. Silly Putty
In the early 1940's, General Electric scientist James write was working on artificial rubber for the war effort when he mixed boric acid and silicon oil.

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